You know, there was a time that I thought that I had dreamed this whole thing and that it never actually happened. In College, I found other, like-minded souls who had memories of it too. Perhaps I was better off remembering it as a bizarre dream.
Though it is awful, I'm amazed that Lucasfilm has yet to try and extract a buck by re-releasing this.
Update! Hey Sugar-Mama readers! Remember that Christmas gift I wanted? Well Check that, get this instead. Holy smokes is that awesome.