While our distinguished colleagues in blogging would gladly hand of the title of Sorcerer Supreme over to a young lady who has done well for herself in both the worlds of modeling and super-heroics (though slightly less-so in the world of marriage), young Miss Walker, though lucky in some of her magical dealing, is just not fully prepared for the responsibility of dealing with magical threats to the earthly plane, that's why we here at Phoning It In are throwing our support behind:
ELSA BLOODSTONE
Quite simply Miss Bloodstone has been preparing all her life for the mantle of being Earth's Sorcerer Supreme. Trained from childhood by her (rather deranged) father, Ulysses Bloodstone, first by defeating the Blight Beast with nothing but a spoon as a baby to circumcising the hideous felch-monster of Bihar Province with the same (now rather worse-for-the-wear) spoon moments later.* She proved herself in a mini-series that no one has read. She proved herself by defeating (along with her team, NextWave) the forces of H.A.T.E. I mean, has Miss Walker defeated the combined forces of a Baby M.O.D.O.K. and Devil Dinosaur? We think not. Plus, she's English, they're totally classier that your lame-ass Alaskan chicks.
Vote for Elsa Bloodstone to be your Sorcerer Supreme, she's your only hope (at least until Dr. Strange comes back sometime next year).
*Come to think of it, I really hope they threw that spoon out.
1 comment:
Well, Ms. Bloodstone certainly does have vast experience, though I believe you're slighting Hellcat's experience with the odd considering she used to run with the Defenders. A man with a gorilla body and human head stealing magical artifacts is just another Tuesday for Hellcat.
And ahem, Patsy Walker is not Alaskan. Is this the kind of misinformation we can expect the Bloodstone campaign to be spreading around? Harrumph.
Tell you what, Elsa can be emergency Sorcerer Supreme, if Hellcat's busy, or needs an extra pair of hands.
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