NEWSFLASH!

AMY WINEHOUSE IS THE ANTI-DRUG.

Thanks to Kevin Church for bringing this to our attention.

NEWSFLASH!

Our President is a moron.

That is all, go back to your daily lives...if you can.

NEWSFLASH! Part 2

Your kid is a moron.

You know, before I dress my boys up as Spider-man and chuck them out of a window, I'll at least have a radioactive spider bite them first. Man, parents need to think.

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